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Nobody will ever be more disappointed with humans than Louis CK
This is why I love this man.
Brilliant
(Source: theunknown-abyss)
SOMEONE.HOLD.ME.
HOLY SHIT! THEY’RE TRYING TO KILL MEHH!! ._.
This is crazy
thats a lot of cocaine wow
finding well written fanfiction for your OTP
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way
mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now
(Source: c-orahale)
What the fresh fucking hell did I just look at
(Source: esoteric-surgery)
